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(This is a Pesterswitch RP account for a genderbent Kanaya Maryam from Homestuck. Ran by Ally.)

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>Karkette: Wake up.

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fashionboysandrainbowdrinkers:

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fashionboysandrainbowdrinkers:

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You wake, eyes turned to the cold grey of the ceiling. How did you get on your back? You swear you feel asleep— 

Well, you’re pretty sure that you fell asleep curled up on your side, holding your sickle out. You were pretty angry then, however, so it’s hard to remember. You roll over onto your side and look out at the floor and the computer you smashed some hours or days before. 

A lot of things aren’t fair, Karkette, you think to yourself. Not everything will stay fair, either.

Kanaye hears stirring from his computer and turns around, smiling a little.

Well Good Morning Sleepyhead

Youve Been Out For A Few Days

She blinks, slow to react.

YEAH, WELL…

WHAT THE FUCK ‘VE I MISSED?

Nothing All That Important Really

Gamziis Been Quiet Though

Its A Bit Concerning

HOW’S REZI BEEN?

AND HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN KANAYE?

She sits up, rubbing her eyes.

We Have Both Been Faring Well

But I Have Been Turned Into A Grub On Many Occasions 

And Let Me Just Say That Naptime Was Not Once Pleasant Because I Had The Fishiest Of Grubkeepers


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  1. fashionboysandrainbowdrinkers reblogged this from hotfuckass and added:
    I Know
  2. hotfuckass reblogged this from fashionboysandrainbowdrinkers and added:
    IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID.
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